When graduation is over
When I get handed my diploma
When feminists overreact to something and want...
When you try to date in college
When someone asks a hard question during your...
When someone tries to talk to me on the drunk bus
When people make out on the dance floor
How they think they look: How they actually look:
When I do work at the library
When my friend is about to pee on West James
When my morning class professor asks me to reflect...
When I spill a drink on someone at a party
When I try eating healthy
When someone I hardly know tells me about their...
When the professor asks if there are any questions
When someone is talking about how much they love...
When the professor makes us talk in small groups
When I meet with my advisor
When people talk about who they will miss after...
When someone disagrees with me in class
When girls walk to parties in groups
When the professor starts talking about their...
When a prospective student asks me how the food...
When it's 80 degrees and I'm stuck in class
When it's warm enough to wear shorts again
When I saw who we got for the commencement speaker
When I see a tour group
I just wanna be like:
When I cross Harrisburg Pike
When someone startles me
When I go to senior night
When I read F&M Confessions
When someone starts talking about graduation
When it's Thursday night at 10pm
Why I don't take morning classes
When I make friends in college
When someone else's problems make you feel better...
When I say something smart and someone asks where...
When someone I just met tries to hug me
When I have nothing to do on a Friday night
When I interview for jobs
When I have to do a group project
When I try to be professional
What no one has ever said about food in dhall
Going to law school
When someone questions my work ethic at this point
When I took intro to east asian art
When someone yells open bar
When I find the liquor at a party
When I realize it's street cleaning as a senior
When F&M says you are nonessential
When they decided to close Shad